.doc-ify: to make into a Microsoft Word document
incerpt: the opposite of an excerpt
outsert: the opposite of an insert. Instructions written on the outside of a container
bytelock: a slowdown in Internet transmission due to an excess of information all passing through at once
is not violative of: does not violate (passive)
equivalates: is equivalent to (active)
gerundiciple: might be a gerund, might be a participle
proctosculation: ass-kissing
geekocracy: rule by geeks
franticulate: to gesticulate frantically
franco-yiddish: exhibiting both panache and chutzpah
monotheopoly: having sole control of a monotheistic religion
boxen: more than one box
rectumlocution: talking out one's ass
obnoxed: having been the recipient of someone else's obnoxia (see obnoxia)
obnoxia: (pronounced "obnausea") Outward expression of obnoxiousness